And now for something completely different. Just got this from my mom.
“A Pastor’s Business Card”
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of her parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to her repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, she took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, she found that her card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”
Reaching for her Bible to check out the citation, she broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.”
Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”
I enjoyed that. :)